Starring: Kathryn Hahn, Debra Jo Rupp, Emma Caulfield Ford, Joe Locke, Aubrey Plaza, Ali Ahn, Maria Dizzia, Sasheer Zamata, Patti LuPone, and more When it premieres: TBD in 2023 on Disney+ Starring: Pedro Pascal, Bella Ramsey, Gabriel Luna, Anna Torv, Merle Dandridge, Nico Parker, Murray Bartlett, Nick Offerman, Melanie Lynskey, Storm Reid, Jeffrey Pierce, Lamar Johnson, Keivonn Woodard, Graham Greene, Elaine Miles, Ashley Johnson, Troy Baker, and more When it premiered: January 15 on HBO and HBO Max Watch the trailer here....

If while you watched last night’s episode, you thought to yourself, “Wow, Olivia Cooke is a masterful actor. She is eating up these scenes. No one else is getting anywhere close to the level of talent she has. Give this woman an Emmy. Should I join her fan club? I wonder if she sells merch.” Then you are not alone, because I, too, was amazed, astonished, and ordered this shirt from Etsy....

“I’m so glad I’m no longer obligated to hug people. I only like to hug people I’m close with or haven’t seen in a while.” —A_Panda “Right?! I haven’t been sick at all in three years. I can’t believe I used to catch the most awful colds at least twice a year and just accepted that as normal. Will gladly keep masking to avoid going through that again (or worse)!...

*decedent = the person who has died —u/henrysmyagent This door is very big, very heavy, and takes some power to open and close. Needless to say, I was early for my normal shift in the morning because, well, I didn’t go back to sleep. The creepiest thing about it is that just before that happened, the hair rose on the back of my neck." —u/Gh0stW1thTheM0st —u/Swazz_bass —u/Maelja —u/nachosquid —u/capta1n_sarcasm —u/crazy-diam0nd

I ranked these by how likely I’d be to survive the entire film, not how long in the film I’d survive. This list is pure lunacy, so try not to take it too seriously. Currently in theaters. Buy tickets at Cinemark or Fandango. Currently in theaters. Buy tickets at Cinemark or Fandango. The killers in Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds are in fact the titular birds. While they only kill four people in the film (according to my beloved List of Deaths Wiki), they would be very hard to escape given their sheer population size....

—Lisa V., FB —Heather C, FB “Real talk, Dewey’s death in Scream 5 got me BAD. It was part third trimester pregnancy hormones, part having watched him onscreen for the last 15 years.” —Lauren G, FB —sararosacruz “Carlisle losing his head in Breaking Dawn — Part 2 made 14-year-old me break down crying in the theater. I was so shocked that they would deviate from the books and kill off all my favorite characters....